10 ways in which an Eligible Bachelor should/ should not act

1. He should not pluck his nose hair when driving in the car.

2. He should not fart when in presence of someone else especially when he feels there is something wrong with his digestive system.

3. He should not dig his nose and rub his feet whenever he likes.

4. He should trim his nails occasionally to present a more clean image of himself (inclusive of toe nails)

5. He should always try to be cool and stop acting stupid and irritates all his friends around him.

6. He should never let his pet lick him everywhere (gross) and continue whatever he is doing without washing. Where is the owner and pet relationship?? And imagine the among of bacteria present in the pet's mouth with all the socks biting and garbage eating.

7. He should always present himself as a gentleman. (not chao ah gua)

8. He should always adhere to punctuality as a utmost virtue regardless of the situation.

9. He should always maintain a tidy outlook, not just physically on himself but also the environment he is living in. (If not, what is the differences between a pig and you)

10. To qualify for the Bach. of course you must have the 5Cs plus other alphabets, Cash and Credit, Charisma, Condo, Car, fun, versatile, nice, smart, honest, responsible, etc.


Of course, if you find that the above criterion are hard to match then it is the obvious that you AREN'T IN THE CATEGORY. Sorry for not fitting in the bill.

P.S. I AM NOT TARGETTING THIS POST TO SOMEONE... I AM NOT TARGETTING TO YOU.... SO STOP SAYING YOU ARE AN ELIGIBLE BACHELOR FOR CHRIST SAKE. =]

*No hard feelings broken or damaged with this production*